Don't listen to people, I'm not a criminal!

Subject: Don't listen to people, I'm not a criminal! Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:53 am

Just because the police hate me for breaking and entering doesn't mean I'm a bad person, I swear! People just leave their doors open for me and stuff...

Anywho, I'm Loki Mani, the oldest of the Mani siblings! I live with my two sisters, Miki and Uki, but not by choice, honest! I, uh....got into a little trouble with some higher up people, they curse me with a child's body, you know how it is, right? But man, I gotta say....pretty convenient being smaller, helps you get into, uh...smaller places, if you know what I mean.

But hey, if you can just get these shackles off, I'm fine and adult dandy.

And hey, I don't have a panty addiction. I'm not a creep who likes to smell 'em or somethin', it's just....the thrill of the hunt, you know? I just like....collecting them.

Stripes are the best.

*drapes an arm over Loki's shoulders* Heeey~!! Panties are the besht~! Want mine~? *struggles for a second with button to shorts* hm~ I think~ Thatsh gonna hafta later happen~~ drunken

Meanwhile, At Lex's apartment:

"Huh?" Lex's ears perked up. "Drunken senses... tingling. Naomi's doing something stupid again..."

And now back to the scene at hand:

"A-ah, you see, I'm not really looking for willing panties-" Her tail immediately jumps to her hands, where tiny fists wring out the tough and sinewy appendage. "You see, I only want ones that are hard to get! Do you know how hard it is to get the boxers off a badger? Now THAT would be a great trophy!"

*takes another large sip from her glass* Welll~ Fiiine~ I kin be not~ not~ unwilling~ *shloshes drink slightly while gesturing towards the room as a whole* Ask em~ drunken

You, Loki! How you do you keep getting into my room? We live on, like, the twelfth floor! That's it, i'm posting Basil on the door. He has nothing better to do.

... you're thinking about them right now, arent'cha~!?

Keep away from my boxers!
They're in tatters anyway T^T

tattery~~!! *curls up on floor and purrs* drunken

"It's not my fault.. these shorts used to be a pair of jeans, y'know.."

Ohoho, a magician will never reveal their secrets, and a panty theif will never reveal their talents! But please, post Basil at the door! I have yet to get something of his to add to my, uh....collection~

> A> I possibly couldn't be thinking about YOUR panties, as there's too many to discuss!

*begins to snore gently as she lays purring in a ball on the floor* drunken

Yes ma'am!
*Knocks on Basil's door, being nearby, waiting for him*

Far off and away across time and space: "...I sense, a lack of underwear, and those willing to lose them. Catman, AWAY!" *In a few moments, they hear a knock on the apartment door.* "Hay guys! What's up? :3"